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My flip, tongue-in-cheek, or otherwise just plain silly ER songs (In the near future, I'll upload audio clips of me singing these songs.) I’ll Never Work In The ER Again Sung to the tune of I’ll Never Fall In Love Again What do you get when you’re an ER doc? What do you get when you’re an ER doc? Malpractice? Not by a mile! Sung to the tune of Gilligan's Isle If you want to see what case inspired me to write this, read this.
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, A tale of an ER trip. That started with a Blue Cross® card, And ended with an alleged malpractice slip.
The patient was having a heart attack, His wife was adamantly sure. $3000 they spent that day, On a 4-hour ER tour . . . a 4-hour ER tour.
The CYA game was essential stuff, The doctor had to be sure. If not for these defensive medical tests, This could be a potential malpractice lure ... a potential malpractice lure.
The patient did well for many months, But the lawyer still filed suit, With allegations . . . of malpractice, too. The plaintiff wants to be . . . a millionaire! "This Lotto is sure fun!", Says the hired gun. Here—it's a one-way fight!
So this is the tale of a malpractice suit, It'll be here for a long, long time. They'll claim all sorts of damages, The lawyer, he will chime.
The Congress and their cohorts, too, Will do their very best, To make the doctors miserable; This they'll say without jest: "No cell phone, no lights, no motorcar, Take all of his luxuries! Like Robinson Crusoe, Make him as penniless as can be!"
So join us in Circuit Court, my friends, I'm sure that you won't smile. 'Cause you're also paying for this, And you've been for quite a while! The following song is dedicated to all ER doctors who are fed up with Hooked On A Narcotic Sung to the tune of Hooked On A Feeling, by B.J. Thomas I can't stop this feelin' deep
inside of me I-I-I, I'm hooked on a narcotic To my lips they’re as sweet as
candy, the buzz stays on my mind All the good narcotics that I’m
able to con I-I-I, I'm hooked on a narcotic <instrumental interlude> All the good narcotics that I’m
able to con I-I-I, I'm hooked on a narcotic <instrumental to end> If you don't work in
the ER, you may think it is cruel of me to poke fun at people If you're still
not placated, ask yourself if it is wrong to blow off steam. Doesn't The next song I'm working on will be sung to the tune of The Piano Man by Billy Joel. ____________________________________________________________________________
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